10 Most Embarrassing Pole Confessions Quiz

Let’s all be embarrassed together

Let us not pretend that we are all constantly kick ass pole dancers. We have done, still do and will vigorously continue to fall victim to most or all (probably all) of these embarrassing pole confessions.

Each listed confession that you can admit to below is worth one point. There are good bonus points available too for extra red faced moments.

Confession 1

Exposed at least one of your labia (or other private area part) whilst being spotted (1 point).

Add 3 points for full area!

Confession 2

Farted whilst being spotted (1 point).

Add 3 points if it was directly in line with your spotters mouth/nasal area. 

Confession 3

Attempting a trick, getting stuck and having to be helped down by the instructor or a fellow student (1 point).

Confession 4

Been told your hands feel like they should belong to a builder when making palm to palm contact (1 point).

Add 2 points if they started the statement with, "ewwww". 

Confession 5

Slightly (excessively) teared the arm stitching when trying new tops (1 point).

Add 3 points if the sales assistant was present.  

Confession 6

You and your instructor fall to the floor together as they are spotting so intently their body is now one with yours. (1 point).

Add 5 points if they landed directly on top.

Confession 7

Quit pole and threatened to sell all your pole wear because you could get that one trick, only to return the next week as usual. (1 point).

Don’t worry we all have our bad weeks.

Confession 8

Cried actual tears like a big ol' baby in pole-trick-nemesis frustration in front of the whole class (1 point).

Add 2 points if you also stamped. 

Confession 9

Damaged studio equipment with your pole heels, ass, falling etc (1 point).

I had a student penetrate through the dressing room wall once with her arse, God bless her. 

Confession 10

Pretty sure you caused physical pain to your instructor during a trick (1 point).

Add 3 points if it brought them to tears.

What your scores say about you.

Score 0-5

No one believes you.

Score 6-12

You are the average pole embarrassment. Congratulations.

13-19

You either have been poling for a long time (like 14 years) to tick so many confessions, or you need to get you and your instructor bubble wrap. I'm sure iTac will still work on plastic.

20+

WTF. WTF.

Any confessions I have missed out? Let me and the whole world know. C'mon, it makes us all feel better ;)

Send me an email and make my day: hello@polephysique.com

See you on at the studio, Zoe.